Super Snakes in Florida — now this already sounds like a really bad B movie. Forget aboutĀ Snakes on a Plane or SyFy’s new add to the collection, Sea Snakes (Snakes on a Sub? seriouslywtf?). If these two monsters start breeding, there’ll be a whole new genre of snake movies ready to hit the latest straight to DVD release.
“…experts’ fears are mounting that the Burmese and African rock pythons will begin breeding–and give rise to a new, dangerous ‘super snake.’ “
Snakes at a Retirement Home will be the next big hit. “Get these mutherf*ckin’ snakes off my mutherf*ckin’ lawn!”

“Honey…where’s my super snake??” (another FAB Samuel L. quote, and oddly apropos) XD