People In Glass Houses Sink Ships
Author: evilsofaleg | Filed under: Featured, UncategorizedIn a game of “Who’s to Blame,” the Ady Gil, a speedboat owned by the media whores ecoterrorists of Sea Shepherd, sunk after it crashed into the Japanese whaling ship, the Shonan Maru, which they were harassing.
By defying physics (and possibly Poseidon), the 491 ton whaling vessel suddenly turned and aimed for the 13 ton speedboat. Since these ecoterrorists have rich parents, the activists abandoned the salvageable Ady Gil, leaving potentially hazardous materials to pollute the ocean—and insuring a replacement that will be faster (and more expensive) for which to ram into more ships.
We suggest sending a “Sorry for Your Loss” card to Batman or whomever donated the $2.4 million dollars to build the carbon fiber Batboat Ady Gil.
(original article on Discovery)
The aftermath of this incident could look something like this:
South Park had it right. It’s all about the ratings.
Tags: ady gil, ecoterrorist, human, sea shepherd, ship, whale, whaling
Ok, so lemme get this straight. They were rescued by the Bob Barker?! Don’t forget to have your activists spayed or neutered (more)…